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- Click the
Refresh button, or smash your
computer with a large hammer. (preferably a sledge hammer)
- If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly, you stupid idiotic moron.
- To check your connection settings, open case with a screw driver then, fill with gasoline. Now take a match and proceed to ignite. The settings should match those provided by your local crazy arsonist (LCA) administrator and Internet service provider (ISP).
- Because your Network Administrator is an idiot, Microsoft
Windows can examine your network and automatically screw everything
up.
If you would like Windows to screw everything up,
click
Screw everything up.
- Otherwise if you are getting really mad now, you could try to launch a nuclear bomb - this can easily be done by any teenager with an Internet connection.
- If you are a hippy or a religious amway salesperson, you could just be a stupid idiot, or you could just be incredibly crap - you need to shoot yourself and will your estate to Bill Gates.
- Some sites require Windows to suck more than normal. Click the Windows menu and then click Windows suck rate to determine what strength "Suck" you have installed.
- Other sites have more crap than others. Click the Windows menu and then click Internet rubbish rate to determine how much "crap" you have installed.
- If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you are not running Windows. (You Fool - you probably already have a virus) You need to click the My Computer menu, and then right click Drive C:. On the Menu select "Format".
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